What the heck??? I missed the weather report about snow and a tornado coming to town!!!

We have been couped up for almost 2 weeks and the kids have turned our house into their path of destruction! It has been a tough and trying day today. I really feel that Satan is attacking my parenting skills. McCade has been the tester...and Anna Claire has been his assistant. The kids have torn apart the upstairs (fyi, little decoration sticks are not the best to have sitting in a vase just asking to be spread across mommy and daddy's bedroom)...and have sprinkled my Christmas Village snow all over the floor. If you are reading this and laughing...then you most likely have already learned that pretend snow and children under 3 don't mix. If you are laughing at this, but have never tried pretend snow with kids under 3...it should be a great experiment.BTW, please make sure you take your blood pressure after you walk in and find their little hands full of snow and those playful eyes looking at your bulging vein popping out asking if you are okay???